The funniest of the DevOps KPTs and metrics
I would like to close this chapter with a humorous attitude. DevOps (especially enterprise) is big fun, and several funny stories can arise during the course of an enterprise evolution! I am certain we all agree on that. One of the DevOps domains that I have enjoyed working on the most myself, and that is also a great source of observing “irrationalities,” is the measurement and benefit realization domain. Throughout my career, I have come across several KPTs and metrics, some of which were very irrational (to say the least) and funny, based on my belief and understanding of DevOps. The following are the craziest ones that I would like to promote as anti-patterns to avoid!
Just to make sure, before we move on to outline these scenarios, note that they have been edited for ethical reasons, but at the same time do not deviate much from the reality I have encountered across multiple incumbents. Enjoy!
The 30% of developers...