You're reading from Et al Because not all research deserves a Nobel Prize

Product type Paperback

Published in Aug 2023

Publisher Packt

ISBN-13 9781837632572

Length 230 pages

Edition 1st Edition

Languages

Python

Tools

Jupyter

Concepts

Machine Learning

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B McGraw

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Table of Contents (25) Chapters

Preface

1. The Pirate Kitty Theory: How a House Cat Being Let Out Led to the Extinction of the Dodo Bird

2. Cows All the Way Down: Could Cow-Based Planetoids Support Methane Atmospheres? FREE CHAPTER

3. Ecological Impacts of Re-Releasing Tourists into Yellowstone

4. The Great Rabbit War of 863AD: Myth or Historical Fact?

5. The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense

6. The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician

7. Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis

8. A Comparative Analysis of Trevor’s Mom: Age Estimation Methodology

9. Adaptive Smart Grids for Migratory Government Drones

10. Tracking International Communism Through Mycorrhizal Networks

11. Markov Models for Ruining Your Weekend: A Comparative Study

12. Novel Techniques for Random Number Generation: Toddler Behavioral Sampling

13. Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for My Clingy Robot Dog

14. Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing Generators of Hedonic Food Response in the Forebrains of Foodies

15. A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room Is Never Clean and Why My Mommy Shouldn’t Put Me In Time-Out for Something That’s Not My Fault

16. Me and My Best Friend Prove the 3n + 1 Problem Even Though It’s a REALLY Hard Problem

17. A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of My Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed

18. Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit

19. There Can Be No True Scottish Spoken Language System

20. Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft

21. Full-Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis

22. A Computationally Efficient Solution to the SLAM Problem in Houses of Mirrors

23. Ray Tracing and the Optical Design of Healing-Crystal-Constructed Adaptive Optics

24. Index

A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room Is Never Clean and Why My Mommy Shouldn’t Put Me In Time-Out for Something That’s Not My Fault

Jack Lee¹, Spiderman action figure², and Batman³

¹Mrs. Parker’s 2nd grade homeroom.

²One of my favorite toys, along with Iron Man. I got him at Christmas. He was exactly what I wanted! I play with him twice a day and would do it more if I could. If I could take him to school with me, I would.

³Batman is a VERY COOL Superhero. He’s not in the Avengers and doesn’t have any special powers but I like him. I think he’s cool. I think him not having powers makes him more cool.

Abstract

My room is never clean. Even though Mommy tells me to clean it. I don’t like cleaning my room. Even though I try to clean it every time Mommy tells me to, it somehow gets messier. When it is not clean, my mommy makes me clean it before watching TV. I have to put away all my toys, and all my clothes, and...

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