Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit
Geoff Anderson, DCN1 and Julia Olaf PhD2
1 Department of Agriculture and Life Sciences, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
2 Department of Theoretical Physical Education, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Abstract
Kraft® Mac & Cheese™ has been the Delphic mealtime adjunct for decades. The creamy chain of monosaccharides has, in some cases, been the only source of nutrition for struggling engineering students and starving artists, due to its ease of preparation and optimal quantities of protein, carbohydrates, creams, fats, tubes, nostalgia, and vitamin orange. This present study aims to assess the neurological and physiological impacts of eating only microwave Easy Mac in low Earth orbit. The analysis intent was to determine a holistic net positive or net negative result of the diet, utilizing kinesiological, mental, and logistical metrics with...